23 Mar
2022
23 Mar
'22
2:13 a.m.
Broiled Hackers and Trolls Time: 30 mins Ingredients: assorted hackers, trolls, excessive water vapor 1. incant "netizens, be broiled!" 2. for 10 minutes, pretend on-list that you can write a kernel module that argues on the internet 3. brush trolls, hackers, and yourself with oil and all lay on a baking pan 4. ignite oven by publicly teaching trolls how to leak government and corporate secrets 5. broil for 15 minutes only 6. for remaing 5 minutes: run for your life, make love to a beautiful woman in a free country, and publish the story online