Time: 30 mins

Ingredients: assorted hackers, trolls, excessive water vapor

1. incant "netizens, be broiled!"

2. for 10 minutes, pretend on-list that you can write a kernel module that argues on the internet

3. brush trolls, hackers, and yourself with oil and all lay on a baking pan

4. ignite oven by publicly teaching trolls how to leak government and corporate secrets

5. broil for 15 minutes only

6. for remaing 5 minutes: run for your life, make love to a beautiful woman in a free country, and publish the story online