Hi, for some
reason working on the minutes this morning kept reminding me of the the
following song, which I realized might be a useful case study of resource
management. It was published back in 1962, by a British academic named
Bernard Cribbins (http://www.answers.com/topic/bernard-cribbins)
- think of him as the British working man's Tom Lehrer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer). I
suspect all the Brits and their children will know the song pretty
well, but I doubt if it's well known anywhere else.
The resource in
question was a piano, and the management task was to get it out of a
house. The process they followed is roughly the same as the
modern-day working group process of repeatedly taking a stab at a problem and
then heading for the bar (and slipping the schedule) when it proves too
difficult, but the language is particularly British, so for those who are
unfamiliar I've included a Glossary. :0)
-
Jem
Right Said
Fred
Performed by Bernard
Cribbins
Lyrics reproduced
without permission
Right said Fred, both of
us together, one each end and steady as we go
Tried to to shift it, couldn't
even lift it, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of
tea
Right said Fred, give a shout to Charlie, up comes Charlie from the
floor below
After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea
Charlie had a think and he thought we
ought, to take off all the handles
And the things that hold the candles - but it did no good (well I never thought it would!)
Right said Fred, have to take the feet
off, to get them feet off wouldn't take a mo...
Took its feet off, even with the seat
off, should have got us
somewhere, but no!
So Fred said let's have another cup of tea, and we said "right-oh!"
Right said Fred, have to take the
door off, need more space to shift the so-and-so
Had bad twinges, taking off the
hinges, and it got us nowhere
And so,
we, had a cup of tea
Right
said Fred, have to take the wall down, that there wall is gonna have to go
Took the wall down, even with it all down, we was getting nowhere
And
so, we, had a cup of tea
Charlie had a think and and he said look Fred,
I've got a sort of feeling
If we remove the ceiling,
With a rope or two we can drop the blighter
through...
Right said Fred, climbing up a
ladder, with his crowbar gave a mighty blow
Was he in trouble, half a ton of
rubble, landed on the top of, his dome
So Charlie and me had another cup of tea
And
then we, went home!
[Spoken,
fading out...]
I said to
Charlie we'll just have to leave it standing on the landing, that's all.
You see the trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty.
Now you never get nowhere if you're too
hasty...
Glossary
mo =
moment
right-oh! = an
expression of cheerful agreement
so-and-so = an
exasperating person or other resource
blighter =
so-and-so
dome =
head
landing = upstairs
hallway
Jem Treadwell Hewlett-Packard
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