Right said Jem!!!
Ravi
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[mailto:owner-ogsa-wg@ggf.org] On Behalf Of Treadwell,
Jem
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2005
12:40 PM
To: ogsa-wg
Subject: [ogsa-wg] Right said
Fred...
Hi, for some reason working on the minutes this morning
kept reminding me of the the following song, which I realized might
be a useful case study of resource management. It was published back in
1962, by a British academic named Bernard Cribbins (http://www.answers.com/topic/bernard-cribbins)
- think of him as the British working man's Tom Lehrer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer). I
suspect all the Brits and their children will know the song pretty
well, but I doubt if it's well known anywhere else.
The resource in question was a piano, and the management
task was to get it out of a house. The process they followed is roughly
the same as the modern-day working group process of repeatedly taking a
stab at a problem and then heading for the bar (and slipping the schedule) when
it proves too difficult, but the language is particularly British, so for those
who are unfamiliar I've included a Glossary. :0)
- Jem
Right Said Fred
Performed by Bernard Cribbins
Lyrics reproduced without permission
Right said Fred, both of us together, one each end and
steady as we go
Tried to to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea
Right said Fred, give a shout to Charlie, up comes Charlie from the floor below
After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea
Charlie had a think and he thought we ought, to take off all the handles
And the things that hold the candles - but it did no good (well I never thought
it would!)
Right said Fred, have to take the feet off, to get them feet off wouldn't take
a mo...
Took its feet off, even with the seat off, should have got us somewhere,
but no!
So Fred said let's have another cup of tea, and we
said "right-oh!"
Right said Fred, have to take the door off, need more space to shift the
so-and-so
Had bad twinges, taking off the hinges, and it got us nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea
Right said Fred, have to take the wall down, that there wall is gonna have to
go
Took the wall down, even with it all down, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea
Charlie had a think and and he said look Fred, I've got a sort of feeling
If we remove the ceiling,
With a rope or two we can drop the blighter through...
Right said Fred, climbing up a ladder, with his crowbar gave a mighty blow
Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble, landed on the top of, his dome
So Charlie and me had another cup of tea
And then we, went home!
[Spoken, fading out...]
I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it standing on
the landing, that's all.
You see the trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty.
Now you never get nowhere if you're too hasty...
Glossary
mo = moment
right-oh! = an expression of cheerful agreement
so-and-so = an exasperating person or other resource
blighter = so-and-so
dome = head
landing = upstairs hallway
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