exploits of torment, a superhero with the power of constantly being extremely harmed
email 2 (feel free to make thread if continues)

torment walks into a bank to withdraw $30

torment looks at teller and his eyes get wide and terrified
torment: “AUGH!!!!!”
torment’s hand explodes

teller: “AUGH!!!!”

torment: “can i withdraw $30 from this account?”

teller looks at torment