Retitled from non-canon spinoffs because the content has a chance of being topical.

I went to a Save-A-Lot today (a usa chain that sells underpriced food) and went to check out and there were no tellers, just a bell to ring.

Long story short, there was only one employee and no other customers. I asked the employee, and they said nobody shopped there since a string of unfortunate events. What I remember:

- For months something went wrong and there were no deliveries of stock so the shelves were bare and customers went elsewhere.

- The company for some reason stopped advertising.

- Wal-Mart was right next door.

personal observation: this particular walmart is overpopular, the lot is always full even at night. this is not something i usually see with walmart, usually there are spaces i can use to get good wiri, in this store there are never spaces for this.