Rice Time: until the rice is done Ingredients: water, rice 1. Put rice in humid environment, preferably submersed in simmering water 2. Continue exposing rice to warmth and humidity until the rice is done. --- Disaster Time: never Ingredients: bad things 1. observe bad things and optionally good things 2. prevent the bad things you observed from being addressed. optionally prevent the good things. --- Happiness Time: instant Ingredients: dreams, hope, freedom 1. Consider dreams and hope. 2. Use freedom to drop everything else and pursue what you just considered. 3. Don't stop. --- Frozen Dinner Time: 2-18 minutes Ingredients: frozen dinner, microwave 1. Read microwaving instructions on frozen dinner. 2. Open frozen dinner. 3. Follow instructions.