"Why are you hiding in the sewers and how the heck did you get down there?" the pedestrian asked, bending down.  "I'm trying to say hi to the infura.io page.  Are they deaf or blind or anything?"

 The infura.io page was talking to amazon.com, which was a hundred times larger than them.

"Amazon, do you ever imagine website visitors who aren't actually there?"

"OH YES IT IS A DDOS ATTACK.  IT IS ALWAYS A DDOS ATTACK.  UPLOAD ALL YOUR MONEY TO CLOUDFLARE.COM AND IT WILL RESOLVE."

"Hmm ..." pensated infura.io .

The pedestrian tried to show this interaction to the voice coming to the sewer grate as if it made their situation obvious.