New York Times Accidentally Publishes Ghislaine Maxwell Obituary Ahead Of Schedule https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-ghislaine-maxwell-included-in-list-of-covid... [cute pic not attached] NEW YORK, NY—Oops! The New York Times accidentally included Ghislaine Maxwell in its daily list of New Yorkers killed by COVID-19, publishing the socialite's name on its website Tuesday morning. The glowing obituary called Maxwell a "generous, loving, austere childcare provider" who "will be missed by many of us elites." ... In other news, NY governor Cuomo is blazing an old new trail: Ceremony Honoring Governor Cuomo's COVID-19 Response To Be Held At Now-Vacant Nursing Home https://babylonbee.com/news/ceremony-honoring-governor-cuomos-covid-19-respo... ALBANY, NY—A ceremony honoring Governor Cuomo's fantastic response to the coronavirus pandemic will be held at a convenient location: a now-vacant nursing home upstate. Cuomo was awarded the United States Award for Disease Response Excellence by Dr. Anthony Fauci at the recently vacated venue. "We just had all this free space opened up," said Cuomo. "This is a great new space to host all kinds of cool events. They've got a cafeteria, lots of available beds for a little shut-eye, and a room to play Bingo. I could get comfortable here." ..