Weeks into the presidency of a buffoonish but vicious tyrant, I feel compelled to take off my black bandana, hooded sweatshirt, and kick off my steel-toed boots to reveal myself to the people. This is especially for those who believe the United States is faced with an uprising led by professional anarchists and paid protesters.
They are right.
In this communique, I will unmask myself, and thus, in doing so, there will be truth.
I can say they are correct because I was hired by New York Hedge Fund manager and elite liberal sugar daddy George Soros to personally chair an anarcho-commission of agitators. We were asked to treat our work like that of a corporation. The more franchises we could start in cities across America, the more likely we would be able to tear down Donald Trump.
But the only problem is Soros is a bitch-ass dickstain.
That motherfucker promised to pay me $2,000/week and give me health insurance. He promised to set up a retirement account. He even promised to give me a sizable bonus at the end of the year. But after the inauguration, when it was time to be paid, no check came in the mail.
It is almost the end of February, and still, no check has come. I have receipts from traveling to Washington, D.C. that I need reimbursed! I have student loans from my Left-Wing Revolutionary Studies Major to pay off, asshole!
So, I am violating the non-disclosure agreement I signed to expose Soros’ professional anarchist dealings, which are aimed at undermining the most vicious and most brutal capitalist empire in the world.
Confession follows > https://shadowproof.com/2017/02/25/professional-anarchist-soros-trump/