very very bad traffick boss jokes, pre-release testing

Q: why was traffick boss firing assault weapons at his mirror?

A: what, have you been living under a molehill? obviously yet again his over-trained target elimination AI had a typo in its prompt, and the influence factions pressed and pressed its use of that typo to try again to stop getting themselves massively murdered, and there he was again mind controlling himself to send himself to hell

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traffick boss keeps firing on his broken mirror for 5-45 minutes before realizing his reflection is no longer there, because the influence had been building through so many jaded torturees.

traffick boss:  “did we get —“ a bunch of assassins jump him, 60% hold weapons, 30% hold more mirrors, 10% are throttling themselves exuberantly and vivaciously trying to get his glance