21 Jul
2023
21 Jul
'23
8:34 p.m.
Interviews With Employees :)
Interview With Cyborg Biomatter
Cyborg biomatter looks like some wires and goop sitting on a table
ovreflowing a petri dish. Interviewer is a superpowered intern,
sitting across.
Cyborg biomatter: "Oh, you look uncomfortable in this environment,
don't worry, I know _all_ about putting people's brains through
garbage disposals!"
Interviewer: "Is that what you mean to say?"
Cyborg biomatter shakes their head "no": "Oh, the garbage disposal is
_so_ _much_ _fun_ you have to --"