A gang-bang is the best way of beginning a fun and interesting day, my dear fur virgin.  

It's 04:36, AM, and it's Friday.  We are all dying each every second, and we had broken our hearts, and we're covered covered in lies, tears and our own blood.  Sex is a good way to avoid the suicide and minimize the pain for some minutes...  <\3

Life is beautiful and sweet, but people like you are detestable and make koala bears crying.  Please, be a better journalist.  You are not a good researcher.

Ceci