Juan, my dear...

Please, consider very seriously the hypothesis of eating much chocolate (or another yummy thing which give you more serotonin, etc, etc) _and_ also masturbate yourself before sending messages to this list. Aff, sometimes, you are so boring as a lawyer... :P

If there was a God, I swear I would thank them really a lot for making you a boy. You would be a potential serial killer if was a girl and had premenstrual tension all the months, aff... :P

Love you, take care! And take chocolate too, hahaha!! ;D

PS: - Yeah, I know I should do the same, but chocolate' smell is much better than its taste for me, hahaha!! ;D