Grotesque vampire: "What is this thing you describe, happiness?"

 Happy free spirit: "Yes! Happiness is like [lots of expressive words regarding happy experiences] and [lots of thorough experiences regarding normal caring communities]!"

 Grotesque vampire: "I don't understand. How many lives do you get to destroy to have this conquest?"

 Happy free spirit: "Oh no! There is no conquering and no need to destroy lives! You just reach into your heart and follow your spirit with your close friends and close family and healthy environment!"

Grotesque vampire: "Heart? Close friends? Close family? Healthy environment? What are these things?"

 Happy free spirit: "Oh this is so exciting! You are going to be so enthralled! I can't believe this is new to you!"

 Grotesque vampire: "Tell me about a heart. This is the thing you rip out of people's bodies and eat in front of their children?"

 Happy free spirit: "Oh not quite. Your heart is where in your body and mind it feels all warm and bubbly, especially when you think of things you love! When you focus on your heart you have daydreams of all sorts of things you love and ways you might express this love! It feels wonderful!"

 Grotesque vampire: "Hmm."

 Grotesque vampire thought for a little bit.

Grotesque vampire: "And love? Is this when I rape the wife of somebody I murder?"

 Happy free spirit: "Oh not quite either! Love is when you think about someone or something and you just want to spend so much time expressive value and care and respect and nourishment for them and with them, and you just yearn to do this all the time! When they nourish you and you nourish them it just feels wonderful in you, and when you can tell that they feel wonderful you feel it like it's you! You dream and yearn for these things! Everybody has this about so much stuff, just about everywhere. It's like all that anybody thinks about!"

 Grotesque vampire: "I think I might have used that word before I turned into a vampire."