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traffick boss puts a snorkel on his foot and a wetsuit on his head like a pro and dives into a swamp (mistake)

he swims under the surface, invisible except for a rumple of the wetsuit that sticks over the water, or is that his snorkel, or maybe a black badass reed?

it turns out (water continues more than readily visible from above

2113

traffick boss is outfitted for combat and hanging on a ferris wheel while happy families ride

kid “i want to take a picture of that tower and field but i keep fumbling the big camera wih my tiny hands”

traffick boss [rough-hewn growl of a voice, hanging from kid’s chair by one arm, knife between his teeth] “i can take a picture for you, kid, i have giant man hands”

kid looks at traffick boss who looks like he is from a cartoon “woah cool!”, and hands camera

traffick boss holds the camera with a grizzled hand, and peers through the lens with a night-vision eye at the tower and field, and snaps—

2118

traffickb—

2118

traffick boss is (this goes in morning spam flashbacks (complaining about being cancelled—

2119

an experimentee promoted to worker has half of traffick boss’s body and mind and is carrying it over their shoulder while levitating toward a table

they plop his half down on the table with satisfaction and wipe life energy off their brow.

experimentee promoted to worker: “squirds :)”

rebel worker (4?) comes into workroom

rebel worker (4?) (smiling): “i hear you have the new

2121

traffick boss is a stuffed balloon and is being jumped on

traffick boss: “

2123

the end of 

traffick boss and look back on their exploits with hyperai

traffick boss: “well i think i did absolutely everything there is to do in the universe now! i’v— (should we move on t—

2124

traffick boss goes for a balloon ride with caring worker

traffick boss: “

2125

the clouds are pretty and caring worker is full of care

2126

traffick boss reads a newspaper

he is racing with a language model which is reading it very slowly because it is being hacked by a virus from a different spy agency and keeps needing to go back and correct for its being-corrupted model weights

the newspaper is black and white and re(a?)d all over

traffick boss smokes his cigar while he reads

traffick boss: “the (fake news about (dictatortopia’s fake news (

traffick boss: “can you believe that (triply-corrupt reporter working for traffick boss about ( (foreign agent) claiming to work for traffick boss

traffick boss: “?”

: “why do read that stuff, don’t you get enough at work?”

traffick