Merry Christmas yo!
May your new year be a healthy one with abundant opportunities to
find that which yer Souls seek for ya mangey selves :D
Me? I might be right on the edge o' perfection - just about to live
for eternity in peace and divine serenity.
Or something ;)
Life's tough at the cutting edge of "perfectly humble" - which
reminds me, gotta tee up anuddah of my humility workshops for the
Dalai Llama to attend - I hear he's eager to really learn some true
humility.
Ya know, just as well there's someone as ego-less as me to run them...
----- Forwarded message from Gil May -----
From: Gil May
Date: Sat, 21 Dec 2019 19:53:59 +1000
Subject: Fwd: A funny...
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,
decided to leave a note, saying
"I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me"
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in
the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk
towards the dresser and pick up the note...
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the
phone and calling someone...
"She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to
see you, put on that sexy french nightie. I love you...can't wait
to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to
see what he wrote...
"I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes."
