try not to hit send so we’re less likely to be squelched

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traffick boss is a powerful criminal businessman who runs a secret criminal business and has a lot of public shell corporations ostensibly run by other people than him. he came from a situation like organized crime and believes he controls the entire world. his —

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2219

biptickp

traggle

once traffick boss was being bludgeoned to death by a kindly mother who’s child had been implanted and mind controlled to murder a visiting politician and came back from the mission horribly changed.

he was laying on this woman’s kitchen floor while she slammed a sledgehammer into his head and neck over and over again, screaming at him.

he leaned on his elbow, acting casual about it

traffick boss: “ma’am, surely your child couldn’t have 

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2221

zoo

lions and tigers, maybe wombats or flying bats (unsure what a wombat is, i think they are from a different country

somebody, maybe a disguised traffick boss, or somebody who works for traffick boss, most likely this, leans —

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traffick boss hires a stranger to work for him. hiri—

ng process involves being mind controlled and then given amnesia. this lets traffick boss manage employee retainment and budget salaries efficiently by priming everyone with secret patterns that make them do whatever he wants.

the patterns take time, and his people and systems engage new victims in an ongoing manner that tapers off significantly once they are suitabl—

2224

may—

possible joke left accidentally unsure

2224

one two three four baga baga tigi wigdy

every tiniest bit couod be even more tiny, but it does g— [replaced b—

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2225

traffick boss was at the center of physical laws, firing missiles at gods of realities for fun.

god of realities: “and the cosmos will need a little stabilizing now that Ear—“

traffick boss: “hahahaha!” traffick boss fires a volley of missiles at the god of realities

traffick boss: “nothing can stop us!”

the god of realities goes up in smoke, little bits flying everywhere

earth disappears, but traffick boss is in—

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baki

taga

2227

a bunch of rab—

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once upon.

fancy mental derivation! that um people covertly coercing you might not care about yournopinions on how. dunno. the thought is pretty old but derivation is new. i guess there are lots of things.

anyway the idea is that if it is respectful and frequent it’s your own mind, and basically it maybhave kesrned t—

2230

the stick people were flat, skinny, but determined.

they -

2230. a bunch of earth growers set out to regrow the earth after traffick boss destroyed the god of realities.

realities similar to earth’s ended up growing on their own. the earth growers would knit them together with seeds of earth in them, and tend and nurture these seeds until an earth grew. once earths did grow they were so happy and excited! they w—

2232

traffick boss sits before a glass of sand and a plate of oil.

“eat up!” says a nanny robot

traffick boss: “this is not th—

2233

it’s hiring time at traffick boss-topia?

hiree 3477: “i want to be mind controlled to work on mind control! so badly!”

worker hiring people [grinning welcomingly]: “you already ar—!

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2238

traffick boss turns into an explosion

pieces or him fly everywhere in all directions

each one has a menacing grin

the traffick boss shrapnel reaches out toward its impact as if to grab it and throttle it

he’s everywhere! the traffick boss bomb went off with a lot of space around it so it keeps flying.

one of his bits slams into —

2240

Horrifying Journ—

2240

traffick boss is out on the streets with zombie government worker shooting people who talk about mind control on live global broadcast again and dumpstering their bodies

mistake :S

2241

the dumpster he likes is full of corpses so much it overflows. he’s used to that and figures a dumptruck from a shell corp of his takes it away, but actually the corpses are being reanimated and collected together to form testimony to imprison hi—

2242

and many other things!

traffick boss is shoo—

2243

traffick boss is upside down. he fell while climbing (this happened to somebody during my experience, they were in care of expert climber, very rare), and was being held by only one foot, the rest of him dangling free

2244

tagga paga

taragaddi

jog joh

2244

when i have situations like the fallen climber it’s usually because my dissociation is hiding things from my senses and logic.

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2023-12-07

2245

how to tickle a bat

1. soothe the bat such that it —

i don’t know how to tickle a bat.

2246

how to tickle a wild robot.

1. hypnotize the robot. tell it it is very ticklish and will giggle uncontrollably when tickled. you may need to consult a robot programmer for this.

2. reach toward the robot. make sure it can observe you reaching toward it.

3. tell the robot: “i’m about to tickle you, so be ready to laugh”

4. —

2247

in star wars they have blaster guns and light sabers, and they always try to up the special effects or snazziness or whatnot, have they tried guns that fire light sabers yet?

you could possibly imagining loadinga bunch of lightsabers into a launcher — [this could be harder if lightsabers only function when paired with jedi - 

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2249

a ghost visits you

you: “oh! a ghost! are you a spirit of a person who is now dead?”

the ghost looks sheepish

ghost: “i am a psychological result of something you went through!”

the ghost grins, trying to put on a great-looking appearance

you: “awww frack”

the ghost stops grinning and looks crestfallen and depressed

ghost: “i want to repeat something that perturbed you from the thing you went through, over and over … would this be okay with you?” [translator may have taken liberties with this line]

you: “oh no that would um be really perterburing! um !!”

ghost [looking sheepish again]: “um !”

you and the ghost both put handkerchiefs over your mouths to represent politeness or something and you go for a walk down a lane in your town called “memory la—

2253

it’s scary to be harrassed for years

scary and weird and mind-boggling

i think they named some greek mythological characters regarding this, maybe traffick boss’s cult came from ancient greece

there was the person whom nobody would ever believe

and the person who had to push a boulder forever while being eaten by a vulture

those are the two i’m thinking bits of maybe unsure

2255

making a robot that can rock-climb

rock-climbing is just like walking except your feet ar—

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