3 Dec
2020
3 Dec
'20
5:01 p.m.
I was brainwashed.
It is easy to change a lightbulb. I go into the dark room, and then
call up a friend and go, "hey, would you like to bomb the palace with
me? The light broke so nobody can watch us. I've got pizza!" Then I
keep calling more friends, saying the same thing.
Eventually one of them agrees to come over, and takes pity on me
having my lightbulb broken.
On 12/2/20, Cecilia Tanaka
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?