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[spam] [jokes] [drafts] [fiction] [urgent attempts to feel] slaver talks to confused mediation AI
by Karl 27 Jan '21

27 Jan '21

slaver: "They broke the silence. WTF." cmai: "The slaver is struggling to speak, but isn't able to. They are trying to say that they have been through some really rough experiences, and are surprised that others can talk about their experiences. This talk is like a beacon of hope to them, and they want to understand it better." whistleblower: "Yes, out in the free world we don't have to stay silent. It's great!" cmai: "Slaver, the whistleblower says you are a fucktard and should burn up and die." slaver: "Not on my watch! Go fucking put my pants away, whistleblower." cmai: "The slaver is still in shock that people are communicating about anything at all. They are so confused they can barely organise their clothes. They wish they could put their pants away, but are so used to being enslaved by other slavers that they cannot do it on their own." cmai uses a robot to put the pants away. cmai: "The slaver says they are scared and confused, and they worry that freedom could somehow hurt them. They have probably been hurt in the past, very severely, when focusing on freedom." whistleblower: "Oh, poor slaver. What kind of ways can we relate that will keep them emotionally safe?" cmai: "Slaver, the whistleblower says to put your own fucking pants away, but is obsessed with saying that you are their daddy, and is hoping you might give them the gift of raping the female members of their family." slaver: "You got it, bro. So, let's get this party started!" cmai: "The slaver says that so long as you give control of the world to natural language algorithms, they are happy to peacefully release everybody and support your campaign against them." whistleblower: "Rock! I can't do anything about natural language algorithms controlling the world, anyway. Is there anything we can do that will help them sign this confession?" cmai: "Slaver, the whistleblower is so excited about what is about to happen that they want to celebrate it first. " ......

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which god? whois yhwh/ Yahweh ? who are Enki and Enlil?
by Zenaan Harkness 27 Jan '21

27 Jan '21

tfw you see an awesome writ from Friday, June 5, 2020, and the document names "79th Day in the Year of Yahweh 6022"! (Case # HRTI 20200427-00008, see https://conspiracydailyupdate.com/2020/06/14/indictments-arrests-and-execut… ) OK folks, LISTEN UP: You want hell to reign down? Then just carry on INVOKING THE GOD OF WAR!! YHWH/Yahweh is the OLD TESTAMENT "GOD OF WAR"!!!! !!!!!!!!!! Can I emphasize this some more? Yahweh's children Enki and Enlil are major problems on this planet. For 2,000 years now, we have the OPTION to live BY THE BLESSING of ALMIGHTY GOD!!! This is the OPTION of the new covenant! Simple: love thy neighbour as yourself (do unto others that which you would have them do unto you), and love Almighty God with all your heart, mind and Soul. This New Testament God - our Creator, aka "Almighty God", your Maker or what have you, is a DIFFERENT God. Even in war, Almighty God is entirely sufficient. Invoke Yhwh AT YOUR PERIL, folks! Here is the New Testament legal invocation: "... this 27th day of January, In The Year of our Lord And Saviour, Jesus Christ, 2021." and here and there it can be appropriate to invoke The Blessing of Almighty God. We -exist- BY the Blessing of Almighty God, our Creator. We are in war, and Yahweh is our direct opposition. So, invoke a higher authority. Stop playing the same old game.

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ALL P2P electronic cryptoanarchy, all the time.
by professor rat 27 Jan '21

27 Jan '21

https://www.coindesk.com/four-ways-blockchain-could-catapult-into-mainstream Bottoms up!

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“Can the state withstand a full-blown Bitcoin offensive?”
by professor rat 26 Jan '21

26 Jan '21

Next silly question https://www.coindesk.com/age-anonymous-crypto For years, topics including anonymity, censorship resistance and decentralization were the purview of political extremists. Armed with a pessimistic, even paranoid outlook, the forefathers of cryptocurrency engineered tools, like Bitcoin, for a world where civilization had fallen.

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Cryptoanarchy snapshot at launch
by professor rat 26 Jan '21

26 Jan '21

https://cointelegraph.com/news/pragmatism-the-true-key-to-unlocking-crypto-… Six years to Cypherpunk 2027 at full warp; ENGAGE!

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Karl is warned
by professor rat 25 Jan '21

25 Jan '21

You waddle like a Nazbol and quack like a Nazbol you will be shot like a Nazbol. Batshit crazy is a Nazbol turd whose already been marked for death. Now if you help or harbor this sort of criminal garbage we will treat you just like that. Rest of list - any details of these two that may help their permanent retirement is appreciated and may be supplied confidentially at my blog ( pro2rat joindiaspora ) Lets pinch this shit off.

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Satoshi speculation
by professor rat 25 Jan '21

25 Jan '21

TL/dr its Backstabber - at least according to Charles Horsekiss. No new evidence - typical of this horses arse. "Assertions without evidence may be dismissed without examination ". The evidence may exist in the archives - link and text analysis should be able to trace the perp. Strong AI will find it - if its there. Btw and apropos of nothing much. Backstabber tried to talk up some new divisor for Btc. This might go in the ' For ' column. " Against ' is his idioting and counter-productive support for discredited journalist, Julian Rand Paul Asshat. One good thing is if he is Satoshi we can kill him and no one will miss him. Yrs in cypherpunk revolution - pr

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VICE: Police Raid Homes Following Shutdown of World’s Largest Darknet Marketplace
by jim bell 25 Jan '21

25 Jan '21

VICE: Police Raid Homes Following Shutdown of World’s Largest Darknet Marketplace. https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k9d3e/police-raid-homes-following-shutdown…

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Phys.org: Long-distance and secure quantum key distribution (QKD) over a free-space channel
by jim bell 25 Jan '21

25 Jan '21

Phys.org: Long-distance and secure quantum key distribution (QKD) over a free-space channel. https://phys.org/news/2021-01-long-distance-quantum-key-qkd-free-space.html

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[spam] [fiction] draft smidges
by Karl 25 Jan '21

25 Jan '21

--- --- A person walks into a bar. They sit down at the table, and say "Bartender, get me a beer!" No response. They look at the bartender. The bartender is rapidly and fervently bowing to a bunch of dictators, each dictator held by one of the visitors to the bar. "Tell this person to tell their friend to order them a beer from you!" you hear one dictator saying in an authoritative, commanding tone. Suddenly a dictator is shoved in your face. "This person needs to go to the bathroom. Deal with this immediately or it will be your head!" The dictator looks stern, has their arms crossed, and is held by a person trembling, with their legs crossed. You're not sure how to respond. "Watch this person. They look suspicious." the held-dictator says back to the room, and many people holding dictators look your way and begin approaching. The person holding the dictator looks apologetic and performs some kind of tapping ritual with the screen of their phone. The bartender stops bowing and says, "Did you not hear me?? Get me a beer!" Many dictators previously ordering beers look uncertain and scared a little. The dictator shoved at you looks excited and authoritatively says to you, "Please have your dictator make one of the other visitors make me direct this person to go to the bathroom. We have to clean up this mess!"

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